Client #9 Shooter

a.k.a. Eliot Spitzer's Bad Decision Shooter

You know the kind of night when you end up bellied up to the bar doing shots of Jager and talking shit to some guy from Texarkana for two and a half hours about the similarities between a taco and Britney Spears?

Maybe you met someone there at the bar who was ... err ... special, but due to your level of intoxication you couldn't really be held responsible for what happened next?

Perhaps you woke up the next morning thinking, "What did I do last night? Who the heck is in my bed? What is that SMELL?!!!"

No matter how bad it was last night, it could have been worse. Because at least you didn't end up like Eliot Spitzer. The newly crowned king of WWYT ("What Were You Thinking")?

In case you don't know what we're talking about, please understand that the Honorable Governor of New York just got busted with a prostitute by the FBI. We at the Drunk Man's Guide would like to propose a toast to Sir Eliot!!

No, seriously. From now on, he shall be dubbed Eliot the Dumbass. For getting busted with a whore by the FBI in the most public way.

Want to see what she looks like? She's HOT - see below.

Here is how to make a Client #9 Shooter:

• 1 1/2 oz of Jagermeister - This plays off the whole "bad night" theme - after all, have you ever made GOOD decisions after you started doing Jager shots?
• 1 1/2 oz of Clamato Juice - Because there is no "stupider" thing you can mix with Jager, which goes along with Sir Eliot's Dumbass decisions
• 2 Squirts of Tobasco Sauce - You know, because it was soooo HOT!
• 1 Pkg of BC Headache Powder - Cause it's gonna hurt in the morning

UPDATE - She IS HOT!