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Absolute Suicide

This is a recipe for Absolute Suicide, with DeKuyper® Sour Apple Pucker schnapps, DeKuyper® Watermelon Pucker schnapps, DeKuyper Island Blue Pucker and Absolut® vodka.

How to Make a Absolute Suicide

Chill each ingredient. Pour into a shot glass in equal parts, and serve.
Serve in Shot Glass


IngredientQuantityMeasurementSuggested Brand or Flavor
Watermelon Schnapps 1/4ozDeKuyper® Watermelon Pucker schnapps
Vodka 1/4oz
Sweet and Sour Schnapps 1/4ozDeKuyper Island Blue Pucker
Apple Schnapps 1/4ozDeKuyper® Sour Apple Pucker schnapps

Other Drinks containing Watermelon Schnapps

  • Apples and Oranges
  • Pierce Clit
  • Absolute Suicide
  • Liquid Watermelon
  • Goats Milk

    Other Drinks containing Apple Schnapps

  • Carrie Special
  • Shazam Shooter
  • Washington Apple Cocktail
  • Puckerita
  • Royal Fuck

    Other Drinks containing Sweet and Sour Schnapps

  • Oasis #2
  • Cosmo Killer
  • Black and Blue #3
  • Island Remix
  • Smurf Piss #2

    Other Drinks containing Vodka

  • Frog in a Blender
  • Oasis
  • Extremely Drunk
  • The Cherry Magician
  • Frosty Lay

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    She looks the man up and down and says, "I've got news for you. You're going straight to hell!"

    The man jumps up out of his seat and shouts, "Man, I'm on the wrong bus!"
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