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Absolutly Screwed Up

This is a recipe for Absolutly Screwed Up, with Absolut® Citron vodka, orange juice, triple sec and ginger ale.

How to Make a Absolutly Screwed Up

Shake it up it tasts better that way, but you can stir it if you want. 6 of those and you will be wasted for the rest of the night.
Serve in Collins Glass

Ingredients:

IngredientQuantityMeasurementSuggested Brand or Flavor
Triple Sec1Shot(s)
Citrus Vodka1Shot(s)Absolut® Citron vodka
Ginger AleaddFill With
Orange Juice1Shot(s)

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