Mountain Sunrise

This is a recipe for Mountain Sunrise, with Jose Cuervo® Especial gold tequila, lime juice, grenadine syrup and Mountain Dew® citrus soda.

How to Make a Mountain Sunrise

Shake and serve over crushed ice.

Serve in Old-Fashioned Glass

Ingredient	Quantity	Measurement	Suggested Brand or Flavor
Tequila - Oro ("gold")	1 1/2	oz	Jose Cuervo® Especial gold tequila
Citrus Soda	3	oz	Mountain Dew® citrus soda
Grenadine Syrup	1	splash
Lime Juice	1/2	oz

Indigo Blues

Che Guevara

A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle, and sits next to an elderly woman.

She looks the man up and down and says, "I've got news for you. You're going straight to hell!"

The man jumps up out of his seat and shouts, "Man, I'm on the wrong bus!"
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