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Porch Monkey

This is a recipe for Porch Monkey, with vodka, grapefruit schnapps and lemonade.

How to Make a Porch Monkey

Pour vodka and grapefruit schnapps over ice in a highball glass. Fill with lemonade, stir well, and serve.
Serve in Highball Glass

Ingredients:

IngredientQuantityMeasurementSuggested Brand or Flavor
Schnapps1 1/2ozGrapefruit Flavored
Vodka1 1/2oz
LemonadeTo Taste

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