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Mai Tai

Learn how to make a Mai Tai with Dark Rum, Aged Rum, Orange Curacao, Lime Juice, Orange Juice, and Simply Syrup

How to Make a Mai Tai

Just take everything, put it in your cocktail shaker with ice and shake thoroughly. Serve it on the rocks in some kind of glass that's big enough to hold it all. Now, according to tradition, you are supposed to garnish this drink with an orange blossom and some orange peel spiral. But we're drunks, and we don't have any fuckin' orange blossoms, and we certainly don't have the dexterity to peal up orange spirals! So, just garnish it with a slice of orange and don't worry about it.
Serve in Collins Glass or Large Wine Glass


IngredientQuantityMeasurementSuggested Brand or Flavor
Orange Curacao Liqueur1/2oz0
Dark Rum1 1/2ozMyers Dark Rum
Rum (Gold)1ozAnejo or Gold Rum
Simple Sugar Syrup1/4oz0
Orange Juice1/2oz0
Lime Juice1oz0

Other Drinks containing Dark Rum

  • Rum Punch
  • Mandeville
  • Canadian Zombie
  • Mutiny
  • Blueberry Rumba

    Other Drinks containing Rum (Gold)

  • Crazy Dave
  • Bastardized Screwdriver
  • Zombie #4
  • Tropical Punch
  • Mulata

    Other Drinks containing Orange Curacao Liqueur

  • Cola-Rolla
  • Marmalade Highball
  • Dutch Trade Winds
  • Bourbonella
  • Patat

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